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| The man ...I think he was a man, it was hard to tell... in the bannana suit threatened up to me like a deranged monkey with a pencil and scowled, "Look, I dunno who you are, but you ain't gonna fuck with me." To which I replied to several of him, "I'm just a dick with a thing for hot babes. You gonna make this place a mess with your carelessness over some two-bit dame chaser just because you'd like a perfectly yellow world are you gonna call your own bluff and stop trying to stab me in the eye with your obnoxious supposition that I could possibly be any more unsatifactory than a guy in a bannana suit complaining about my hard-on for a stripper?" At least, I think I said that... it was probably slurred like a diatribe from a drunken Nietzsche, but I think I made my point. "Um... where'd Carl go?" I let that jab go and broadsided him with, "Hey look, Carl... Charlotte... whatever. She's mine if you know what's best for you." Taken aback by my broad chest he swilled, "Are... hey, I didn't... did anyone see where where that fuckup Carl went?" That was all I could I take. I took out five of him before I was swarmed by a thousand angry bannanas and was spit out like a used pumpkin seed. I never figured that one out, but you know all orientals look the same. |
It seems that the closer to the equater you get the bigger the bugs get. Texas cockroaches aren't the biggest you can see, but a two-inch long cockroach is common here. 21/2 to 3 inch roaches aren't unknown in the least and some of them fly. It wasn't in Texas, but in Tennessee one of the most unusual cockroaches I've ever seen was a hover-capable roach with two long horns on the sides of its head.