M.A. Labombard 
 
[2006 April 25]
Clinton did some reformatting of the page layout. I liked it so much I did the same with the original.
 
 
 
Clinton Robert Labombard 
 
[2006 April 25]
It still looks like shit and what the hell do you mean by 'the original'?
 
 
[Transcript] - Meanwhile, sowhere back in the woods, Rudy is driving home, "I plodded on... I'd done all I came here to do. But I was quickly spotted by a state tooper, then de lights came on... dis was absolutely da last thing I needed... especially when I was already thoroughly pissed off!"

Rudy pulls over...
 
 
       
 

We were considering renting this space as a loft.
And this perhaps as storage space for the loft...
 
A few notes to anyone driving to Texas:

1) you may notice there are two double-lines on the two-lane highways. You will also notice how clean the sides of the road are and how comfortably wide they are. The sides are called 'burms' and they are intended for you to drive on. Why? So if someone is coming up behind you and wants to pass and there aren't any oncoming vehicles you can move over to the side and allow them to pass. If you don't do this... and it just so happens they are truck drivers (the big rigs)... well, please just be polite and move over so the faster drivers can pass.

2) speed limits on the long stretches of road are nominally 70mph (65mph at night). For those of you used to slower speed limits this may seem ridiculous, but get used to it and the fact that the state troopers will stop you for going slower --people who are being 'extra careful' who are from out-of-state are often targeted as possible drug-runners.

3) the small-town cops will also stop you for going 5 miles over the speed limit, which is nominal for any small town anywhere in the world. Think of it as a way of reminding you that yes, they mean it. You'll find this law is a maybe and maybe-not situation in the big cities where 10mph over the speed limit is normal.

4) Mexican girls are really cute, but make sure they can prove they are 18 years of age or older. Otherwise, you'll need to go south of the border with enough cash to bribe the police.
Girls, this is what you look like when your boyfriend is trying something different. We don't really mean to ruin for you or us. We're just trying to enjoy you and the same old thing every damn night... it's like being out of reach of a CD player that's skipping when you know damn-well all it needs is some car wax... um... you know... okay... 'car wax'. That would be really kinky, but I.

Work with us, damn it!!!
You know how this feels. It's like waking up and realizing you've got to go to work and you're gonna be fucking late.