Clinton Robert Labombard 
 
Colorizing Iggy's hair was meant as an experiment. Later on I also colorized his yellow-lensed glasses. I'm just not certain this spot colorization is worth it.
 
 
 
M.A. Labombard 
 
[2006 April 25]
It's not.
 
 
[Transcript] - Rudy asks Iggy, "I was just wonderin... considerin de'state at my truck is in, couldya possibly take me ta da hospidal?"

Iggy replies, "Sure. That's where I'm going anyway. Gotta check up on one of the regulars I drove there tonight."

Izzy says, "I'm going too."

Rudy replies, "Why? I'm just gonna get some patches and antibiotics."

"I want to make sure you do. And I want to make sure you don't assault any of the doctors or nurses."

"I jus wanna geddit done. I don need ya ta baby-sit me!"

Iggy says to Izzy, "I'll take him, Izzy. I don't think there'll be any problems."

Izzy says to Rudy, "There better not be. You call me when you get there. Let me know what they say about your condition."

Later on in Iggy's [car] Rudy asks, "Hey Ig."

"What?"

"Hab'ya nodised or not if I talk to animals?"

"All the time."

"Howcome nobody ebber thought to just casually bring it up?"

"Donno. Never saw the need to, I guess."

"Oh. So ya like nebber just thought dat it was a liddle strange?"

"Well, yeah, at first. Then I thought it was pretty cool."

"But never odd enought ta bring iddup?"

"I kinda thought it would be rude... along the lines of asking an elephant how he scratches his ass."
 
 
       
 

Joe, a cup for all seasons. Sometimes referred to as The Little Brown God Of The Big Green Land, Joe has been fabulized as the fuel of the corporate engine. Grown from a humble tree (or bush... I forget...), joe seeds soon meet their fate in coffee-makers everywhere, producing the black gold that keeps cubicalites everywhere from falling asleep, getting caught, getting yelled at, whipped, and maybe even fired only to come back as a temp making twice the previous amount of pay.
Who needs hubcaps when you can use primer?