M.A. Labombard 
 
[2006 April 25]
Heh. The middle frame is overbearing. It's like Carl is saying "Welcome to my carnival freak show...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" or something.
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BTW, Detar hospital looks nothing like that anymore.
 
 
 
Clinton Robert Labombard 
 
[2006 April 28]
Do they actually make extra-large bandaids? Speaking of larger-than-life are the charges a person accrues from a hospital stay. Everything is charged. EVERYTHING. Those little bars of soap, emptying the garbage can, a cup of water --charged. And the charges are huge. I was in a hospital for three days, found out all I had were bruised intestines and just needed to relax and get some sleep, and after that bullshit I was charged $10000. No shit. I would have made out hella good with a $20 bag of weed, the most expensive suit at Holiday Inn, and being busted for drug possession and screwing an underage prostitute. I swear that would have turned out better than a $10000 bill for useless tests, food that never tastes good, and hard drugs I didn't need to begin with.
 
 
[Transcript] - The hospital. Yep. There it is. Rudy is walking behind Iggy who's opening a plate glass door. Rudy says, "Um... I think I'm feelin bedder now." Iggy replies, "Wrong answer."

After all the paperwork is filled out and Rudy has finally been seen to a stretcher in the ER a nurse attempts to get a blood sample from Rudy, "TOUCH ME AN I'LL KILL YOU." The nurse replies, "Sir, I need to take a blood sample..." Rudy replies by biting the nurse.

Iggy replies, "Rudy!! Don't bite the nurses!! It's unsanitary!"

Carl says from behind a curtain, "Iggy! Over here!"

"Hey Carl, I got my brother-in-law in the next tent over here-" Carl interrupts, "What happened to your hair?"
 
 
       
 

3 days = $10000 + (aggravating nurses + humiliating doctors)

Yep, there it is.
That's pretty-much how Mel reacted when I cut all my long hair off. Both times.