
The common boat-tailed grackle, also known as the jackdaw. A migratory bird that resembles a small crow with
demonically yellowish eyes. They enjoy fresh and leftover seafood, litoral areas,
hanging out in large groups and shitting on everything in their path. So, when you pull into the parking lot of Red Lobster and see a sign that says, "Not responsible for bird damage.", you know what it means and where it's coming from.
When many are together, their call can be described as something resembling HAARP
testing on shortwave, Spencer's Gifts, Todd Rundgren's concrete music experiments from the early
70's or what you would hear if you took the worst tracks of Yoko Ono and listened
to them simultaneously while on acid.