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Clinton Robert Labombard 
 
[2006 June 18]
Mel says my new office looks more like a little girl's bedroom. I deny that. I've seen far too many little girls' bedrooms to be a stable adult and this hole-in-the-wall looks nothing like it. Maybe more like a ..you know, I'm already tired of this tired subject.
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That is the gayest couch I've ever seen. And it's too green. And maybe you should be more careful (by the way, Mel recently tripped over a cat HER HUGE FLAT FEET and sprained her ankle).
 
 
 
M.A. Labombard 
 
[2006 June 18]
It's that 'Powerpuff Girls' pillow that does that. Name me one grown male that has Powerpuff Girls merch in their room, and downloads episodes of 'Rainbow Brite'. That's right, only guys who call themselves 'womyn' do that, and those types don't own an olympic bar, full set of weights and an adjustable bench. That's just a little off base.
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The couch isn't exactly green. It's 'expressionistically' green. In the next frame, it may be greyish blue. Most people on the internet know what 'krunk' mean's, but the younger may indeed not know that it originated from Conan Obrien. I still like 'Triumph', 'Conan Babies' and 'Inappropriate'.
 
 
[Transcript] - The bird is aiming significant gloatations at the cat, "Wow. You know, there's a food bowl in there you can't get to anymore. Bet that sucks... Oh? What's that? Sorry, can't here you. Furball isn't in my lexicon. By the way, you missed me..."

Iggy has just picked up the wall phone's receiver as Rudy presses the cradle switch. Rudy yells, "I said don geddon dat phone!! Hangid up NOW!!"

"Rudy, I'm trying to keep the peace around here!"

"I want my day off!!!"

"So have your day off. I didn't say you had to come with me."

"She dudn't own you!!" "She's my mother! We can't all be orphans! Even when it's more convenient!!"

Later Rudy is laying on the couch, stewing.
 
 
       
 
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Fascinatingly (I'm assuming you're as fascinated as I am by the tidbit I'm about to give you), not all cats get furballs. The one's with long hair are normally the ones to get that. Interestingly, since our latest two cats are short-haired outdoor cats I'm again assuming something. Really, like I give a fuck about logical reasoning.
Have you ever been so krunked up (and by the way, in case you didn't know, the word 'krunk' came from Late Night With Conan O'Brian. The writers were considering a television-safe word to use in place of 'fuck') that you see green? That's happened to me once. It involved a bottle of Captain Morgan spiced rum and an already alchohol addled Old Spider. ...and I didn't puke. For some reason, when something goes into my stomach it's generally considered 'mine', which means even under the strain of alchohol poisoning it doesn't come out. Fortunately I hadn't drank enough to do any real damage and that's the last time I pulled that shit.
For this to be my kitchen, there would need to be far more chopsticks and far less silverware in that cup.
Seeing green really isn't all it's cracked up to be. In fact, it's as bad as a great cliche. Or even a well-used cliche. In case you didn't catch that (and that) I've now sprawled four over-used cliches... five over-used cliches in front of your eyeballs, thus solidifying.. a massive.. meme.. that. Okay, so the next thing to mention is the running cliche in this comic of using 'anger clouds' to signify 'stewing anger'. Which after I've just wasted your time is probably what you're experiencing right now.