Clinton Robert Labombard 
 
[March 16]
Well... right on time... I'm beginning to see this as 'cute'. "Isn't that cute? Once again our starring role has taken a huge dump on our schedule! Adorable. Truly so." Overworked artists -*sign*, you can never have enough of them, can you?

Ah! Lawn mowing :that lovely passtime of shoving a mower back and forth across grass which in all rights should be paved over with several feet of concrete! It has, once again, raised its vicious ugly head out of the muck to ruin yet another summer of lazing around feeling sorry for myself. Well, at least it's better than ants. Many of which have recently died a horrific death under a sudden deluge of gasoline. I fear that won't be enough to keep them from nesting in my cinderblock sidewalk, so I'll just have to come up with something more lasting. Maybe something along the lines of a few gallons of epoxy would deal with that matter.

[March 20]
And the lovely fucking rainy season. I mowed the lawn yesterday. Would you believe it looks like it needs to be mown again already? I mean, I have that mower set pretty low --not low enough to ruin the lawn, but low enough to make the lawn look like a golf course. This stinks.
 
 
 
M.A. Labombard 
 
[March 16]
I'll admit that the working seven days a week has taken it's toll on the updates, but I was also stuck in a rut trying to get this page done. It's one of the more bland pages, yet I can't really spice it up considering the concept pages I have lined up.

Someone one UTube is now posting full episodes of "The Goodies". Haven't seen most of the shows in over 28 years. Not Clint's type of humour, but I can say honestly that I'm no longer a fan of South Park for my own reasons. I think Matt and Trey have gone from trying to be funny to simply trying to see how much they can piss people off. And the age is also starting to show, as is the formula. I still like the Goodies, even though it comes off as dated because it's been emulated so much in 30+ years.

We can fully agree on Aqua Teen, though.
 
 
[Transcript] - Carl, Mustach Guy, and Iggy are still in the basement. Iggy is holding up the beam, "Why didn't you ever fix this piece of shit building up?!!"

Carl replies, "Didn't think this piece of shit was worth the money. Now I can just let the insurance take care of it."

"Cheapskate son-of-a-bitch you could have killed somebody. You spend more money on your shirts than you do you're own goddamned business!!"

"Hey, I don't remember telling anyone da stay here!! An I like my shirts, thank you very much!!"

"Yeah, look at you Mr. Big Shot in yer choppers shirt. Guess you're wearing it because you wanna be different."

"Better than you in your eBay bowling shirt!! Shut up and do your job, strongman. You're milking my time-and-a-half!!"

Meanwhile, back at the house, Rudy is looking in the fridge for beer. "I can' leave d'house lookin like dis..." The cat is curled up just around the corner within eyesight, "..milk..." Rudy swigs some and dumps half a bottle on his head.
 
 
       
 

Because I prefer to build down and then scare the shit out of everyone with a superloud orchestra hit. Kinda like that crazy jingly CHONG sound from the Hanna Barbera cartoons when the Wonder Twins are doing it with each other.
Carl portrayed by Sir Lawrence Olivier, Mustach Guy by Cheech Marin, and Iggy by Steve Harwell from Smash Mouth!
Yeah Mel, that and your damn shoes everywhere.
And Rudy as portrayed by.. Leonard Nimoy!