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| [December 26] I wasn't sure if the Vines t-shirt was going to show up well after reduction. But Alas. It's been a while. We've moved a distance from where I was for the prospects of better income....eventually. Clinton likes San Antonio. I hate big cities in general. Large cities are like a waiting room for the Apocalypse. You don't know when...but you know it will likely start there. Maybe it's just that some people feel more familiar surrounded by crime and poverty. I wouldn't mind being in a cave right now. | |
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| [December 26] I can barely see the Vines t-shirt underneath the jacket. Yes, yes, it's been a while with no updates, but I solved that problem. San Antonio is a nice place for employment! Beats the living shit out of Victoria and Cuero. Not to mention the utility bills here are a third of what we were paying in Cuero. What a shithole. I don't know what drove Mel to keep us in that crappy area, but maybe it's because some people feel better when surrounded by crime and poverty. We have a much better cave right now. I hope she cheers the fuck up. | |
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'Kevin'... 'Kevini'... I'm supposing that's your name on the shirt, right? I dunno, I guess it's some sort of Italian name. Or maybe 'Mevine'... or something... you're very fat-headed, aren't you? How many people have their names on their shirts like that? That's just asinine.
Modern Dead Horses Beating Themselves
The Big Bang Theory
Religion (and related brain damage)
yeah, okay: Humans
The Writer's Guild
The Simpsons
Star Trek (and it's spinoffs)
Talk show hosts being full of shit
The media in general being full of shit
Politicians being the source of all bullshit
The Infinite Canvas
etc...
"Righto, old bean, I see you've finally invented the wheel and just in time for the great cave bear hunt."
"Indeed I hear literature has also sprang rightly into action. I should like to see what Unga has to say in the new Tribes Tribune."
"Oh yes, indeed, the old cave drawings are rife with 2 dimensional dialogue, overused punchlines, and prefabricated, uninteresting --hastily developed characters!"
"Oh agreed! They're nothing more than a cheapening of the protohuman experience!"
I swear, his ego was this big and then he beefed on me. It was disgusting. It was like being sandwiched in between Scott McCloud and his head.
