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| [2006 April 29] That gives me an idea for a bird trap. Free meat snacks...
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Ramen noodles can be very nutritious (and delicious!), but only if you add good stuff to them. By themselves they're just wheet noodles in salty water, neither being too terribly good for you. Add in vegetables and maybe some protien (eggs, tofu, fish, etc.) and you've got a meal. | |
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| [2006 May 1] Yep. Somebody knows this one. Somebody in real life might not like what I actually thought about doing to their birds. | |
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[Transcript] - I looked out the window. A downstairs neighbor, elderly widow, kept a bird feeder on her back porch. I stared longingly at it. Seed, high in omega-3, protein, and other stuff. It was free to anyone who wanted it, the birds in particular.
I ran downstairs without thinking, jumped the privacy fence and... started hogging out on the bird seed.
Shortly after I had another revelation. If I stay really still, those birds will come closer... and they did. My neighbor was not too happy with this. |
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